From: Jitender
To: Laurie Appleton
Date: Sep 1 1998 6:57:00 pm
Subject: Creation: Day 1
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The First Day                                RICHARD JORDON

In the beginning there was nothing, absolutely nothing.  No mass,
no atomic particles, no Big Macs.  There was darkness, there was
quiet, and there was nothing.

Now some of you readers might be geeky, wormy little philosophy
majors who will argue that the existence of 'nothing' and 'darkness'
and 'quiet' means that something did indeed exist.  Get a life!  God
said there was "nothing" and that's the end of that argument.

So we start our story with nothing.  Nothing, that is, until the
alarm clock went off...

It buzzed obnoxiously for an awfully long time and still there was
nothing but darkness and obnoxious buzzing.

Eventually God rolled over in his waterbed and put his arm over his
eyes.  He sighed deeply and his hangover worked its way up to his
head. "Shit!" he exclaimed as he rolled onto his side, zapped the
obnoxious alarm clock into nothingness and then went back to sleep.

So ended the first day of Creation, Amen!

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