From: Relatif Tuinn
To: Fredric Rice
Date: Mar 16 1998 3:12:59 am
Subject: Star Goat! / Swaggart
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Fredric Rice discussing "Star Goat! / Swaggart" with me...

FR>> Ah!  A fellow Goatee!  When did you become Saved, brother?
rt>> I've always been saved, I just didn't know it brother. I wuz an chozen
rt>> wun.

FR> Glory be to Star Goat!  Pass the ketchup!

Oooh! My favvereit! Prheyz thee Star Goat!

rt>>> Praise the Lard!
FR>> And pass the collection plate!  Amen!
rt>> This is toooooo easy. Amen!
FR> "I became a priest and haven't worked a day since." -- Paraphrase.

"Who'd want a secular life?" -- Ignorant fundy

FR>> some other criminal or marginal activity.  And their sheep continue
FR>> pay them money regardless of what they do and how often they're caught.
rt>> Ah, but they have to forgive him. Its one of the conditions of entrance
rt>> to heaven.
FR> Yep, no matter what.

Sheep and shearers. There but for the grace of Goat go I.

rt>> It's easy to forgive people if you think you're gonna get a pot of
rt>> out it. This simplemindedness is driven by basic selfishness.
FR> Hell, half of the victims "forgive" their priesthood and the other half
FR> (non-believers) aren't even asked for forgiveness...  it's just
FR> assumed.

ASSumption is the whole of christianity.

FR>> Witness Jim Staal in this forum.  He continues to worship Jimmy
FR>> Swaggert.
rt>> I'm sure Mr. Swaggert would love him to come over (his butt cheeks).
FR> Jimmy Bakker was quite the ass man, yes.

Hey, but "we" forgive him....

Relatif Tuinn

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