From: Relatif Tuinn
To: Fredric Rice
Date: Mar 6 1998 1:13:03 am
Subject: Star Goat! / Swaggart
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Fredric Rice discussing "Star Goat! / Swaggart" with me...

JS>>> Your choice! I choose God! What is it you choose?
rt>>> Intelligence.
FR>> Well said, brother Relatif!
rt>> Don't thank me, thank Goat, for he was my inspiration.
FR> Ah!  A fellow Goatee!  When did you become Saved, brother?

I've always been saved, I just didn't know it brother. I wuz an chozen wun.

FR>> It's gotten really bad here in the United States were _money_ motivates
FR>> the Christian priesthood into maintaining poor education among its
FR>> followers.
rt>> Praise the Lard!
FR> And pass the collection plate!  Amen!

This is toooooo easy. Amen!

FR>> A well-educated populace is a secular populace and a secular populace
FR>> doesn't give their money to known frauds.
rt>> No argument here.
FR> We have us here one Jimmy Swaggart, one Oral Roberts, one Billy Ghram,
FR> one Jim Bakker, and a thousand others...  every one of them caught with
FR> their their hands in someone's purse, their dick up some boy's ass,
FR> some other criminal or marginal activity.  And their sheep continue
FR> pay them money regardless of what they do and how often they're caught.

Ah, but they have to forgive him. Its one of the conditions of entrance
to heaven. It's easy to forgive people if you think you're gonna get a pot
of gold out it. This simplemindedness is driven by basic selfishness.

FR> Witness Jim Staal in this forum.  He continues to worship Jimmy
FR> Swaggert.

I'm sure Mr. Swaggert would love him to come over (his butt cheeks).

Relatif Tuinn

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