From: David Flechard
To: Don Martin
Date: Oct 19 1998 6:49:56 pm
Subject: What if?
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JW>> I I sent a pornographic Picture. ?
JW>> Don't he mean. a Asc Picture not Gif or any Sort Image and
JW>> this Asc pic. was sent to his Node Private!
JW>> it was not sent to his bbs as a File for people to
JW>> download..

DM>     Perhaps I was too hasty--the above hath in't something
DM> almost Elizabethan, and it could almost be blank verse, were
DM> he but to amend the meter:

DM>     I, _I_ sent a pornographic Picture? Hah!
DM>     Means he not a Glyph in ASCII traced
DM>     (Not GIF or Image of any Other Sort)?
DM>     Yea, sent I, unto his Node Priv te,
DM>     Mere ASCII to do with as he might enjoy.
DM>     I put it not upon his BBS,
DM>     Nor as a file for Folk to FTP.

His keyboard played the painter and hath spelled
A naked form from tables ASCII drawn;
A figure on the screen wherein 'tis swell'd
(A skillful semblance of unseemly porn).
For through the picture must you see his skill
To find where his true image ASCII-ed lies,
Which on my monitor is hanging still
That hath in Windows glazŠd o'er mine eyes.
Now see what Warner's seedy mind did'st plan:
His hands have drawn the shape, and in them see
A lusty member proud, where-through the man
Delights to pee, and fondle endlessly.
Yet hands this cunning lack the grace of art,
Their drawing clever, yet not worth a fart.

(Usual apologies.)

David Flechard

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