From: Sue Alexander
To: MARTY LEIPZIG
Date: Sep 13 1998 1:38:40 am
Subject: Salt
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-=> Quoting MARTY LEIPZIG to SUE ALEXANDER <=-

ML> Two sure fire mosquito repellants:

ML> 1. Smoke a huge, double maduro cigar. Keeps away mosquitos,
ML> Mothers-in-laws, Fundies, and other pests.

I would think that would keep away most of the known universe.

ML> 2. Mix together 3 parts beach sand and 2 parts cheap scotch (if
ML> that's not too redundant). Apply dermally, liberally. When
ML> mosquitos land and try to puncture your epidermis, they get
ML> drunk and start heaving rocks at each other.

Either that, or the cheap booze seeps in and gets you so drunk you
don't care if you are itching for days.

Add a palatable refreshment for oral injestion, and you might just
have something there...

Sue

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