Messages Dated December 2001
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New York again
Why do all the xians pray for a reprieve? Not based on their religion it doesn't. In fact, they get 60 houris for their troubles.

Echo Guidelines
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Palestinians
They're still out there? Which is a tip off the the astrological side of their origin.

United we Stand
on That only only counts if both blades were still on the ice before you fell on your ass. If if get just pushed backwards, I can glide. I just can't maintain speed, let alone go faster. I know the technique to do so, but can't translate it to make it work. Dart team?

United we Stand
Me bless the Zamboni, the epitome of a VW Beetle.

An Answer to your Questio
Of course. Doesn't take away from my point. Joe Lafoon jlafoon@home.com ICQ# 448659

Specter on Bush
I had always been skeptical, but the "magic bullet theory" was tested in a ballistics lab with a cadaver. They could, indeed, make it happen, perfect bullet and all, using the same lot of ammo and a similar gun. This was printed in a ballistics newsletter a few years ago. I found it interesting, but in a lab everything is "perfect." I remain skeptical. Joe Lafoon jlafoon@home.com ICQ# 448659

the emperor's new earthqu
Holy f'ing cow. Joe Lafoon jlafoon@home.com ICQ# 448659

Re: winter forecast
REPLYTO 1:102/125.99 UUCP REPLYADDR HOLYSMOKE-LIST@salata.com GID GIGO+ sn 148 at salata vsn 0.99.970109 From: Blanche Nonken <blanche@newsguy.com> We call those Noreasters, Dale. And they are not uncommon. Bear in mind that a good noreaster can *take* the moisture from a Great Lakes storm, and vice-versa.

Re: THE RPESS
REPLYTO 1:102/125.99 UUCP REPLYADDR HOLYSMOKE-LIST@salata.com GID GIGO+ sn 148 at salata vsn 0.99.970109 From: Blanche Nonken <blanche@newsguy.com> X-Ftn-To: JOE LAFOON Webchats are a pain in the ass, IMO. IRC is thriving, especially on college campuses.

Crap
Is it just me, or does it seem like Little dick can't behave better than a thirteen year old boy? Look at the facts: he holds grudges and seeks out opportunities to harass his enemies (that's childish, and even though that's exactly what I'm doing to him, I am only doing it to show him what he does to others feels like) he has no respect for women (which makes me wonder if he ever knew his mother)

Crap
Notice they aren't screaming into the echo to help him, this time... Michael Gothreau _____________________________________________________ netmail 1:393/9005.666 email: michael_gothreau@canada.com

Crap
That's real BIG of you, Little dick. Now, if you could just learn to be courteous to women and others you might actually make us believe they gave you a human heart. Michael Gothreau _____________________________________________________ netmail 1:393/9005.666 email: michael_gothreau@canada.com

Little Dick
What is your problem? So he was in the military for only 65 days. Why is this one of the central themes of your stalking of Ross? Is it that Ross once said something you didn't like, or you believed was an outright lie? Whatever. Get over it, man No wonder you wore out your first heart. Michael Gothreau _____________________________________________________ netmail 1:393/9005.666 email: michael_gothreau@canada.com

Crap
This is definitely true. There is no way Little dick was a high school graduate when he joined the service. I doubt if he had passed grade 8. Michael Gothreau _____________________________________________________ netmail 1:393/9005.666 email: michael_gothreau@canada.com

"God's Plan" ?
What did you think of "Silent Movie?" And "Spaceballs?"

Some good quotes
Enron CEO's hid half a billion dollars in debts, to artificially keep their stock prices up, until they could unload them. So now stockholders not "in the know" and those who have retirement plans through Enron stock, are losing their ass. All the while Enron CEO's that hid the debts made over $100 billion from selling their stock. And Enron over the years contributed over a million dollars to Bush campaigns.

Crap
Maybe someone should tell his mommy, so she can send him to his room.

Light Bulb
I think I've seen it before, but thanks. I needed the laugh. Besides, most fundys aren't too bright anyway! <G>

Harvest
Sorry, but I don't dig that cold stuff. But I thought he meant there are 3 hookers up there. <G>