Messages Dated August 2000
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Re: (fwd) Stop sign
Yeah, religious people are so loving and unbiased that
they've invented places of eternal torture for those who
don't believe as they do. I just can't think of anything
more compassionate for the misguided heretic than eternal
torture. Can you? edweird
Re: FARQ!
I vaguely recall it.
He was more fun than a monkey with a machine gun. I
miss him.
edweird
Re: COlor me Purple
Well, I *was* probably being excessively charitable with
the 25K mile estimate...
edweird
Re: Cultism in Kansas
it
FAQ.
Here, take off your clothes.
Very good.
Now relax.
(edweird picks Blanche up in a baby-carry, blows a big
fart-kiss in her navel, and tosses her headlong into the
FAQ.)
No thanks needed.
edweird
Re: Faith in science?
Altogether too kind.
However, the quality of which you speak is not based on
any virtue. I'm just doing the only thing I have the
capacity to be inimitable at.
Well, there is this other thing, but cat lovers might
misinterpret the phraseology used to describe it...
edweird
CULTISM IN KANSAS
Not I. At least I don't think so... I remember someone talking about Pantera
and a car.
Pot & the Bible
Or ergot-infested rye, one.......
slack s.
Veal disinformation
Who the calf's mummy was has nothing to do with its age
at death. As it happens, the biggest surplus of cattle
cadavers under the age of 1 _do_ happen to be the male
offspring of milk cows, engendered to get a fresh round of
milk from the cow but otherwise useless to the dairy farmer.
The female calves (the other 50%) do not become veal, but
milk cows in their turn.
True, but unless the farmer is breeding his
BBS Ad
I vaguely recall that one of the Shrub's siblings had a big
oil contract in the Gulf region right around the time of Desert Storm.
Speaking of the Bush clan, another one of the siblings had
caused the big Silverado S&L failure in Denver by ramming through a huge
loan to one of his cronies, while failing to disclose to the rest of the
board that he himself would benefit financially from that loan.
I personally would just view this
DUHDOM
Grass is green.
My mother's carpet is green.
Is my mother's carpet a plant?
Creation
It would seem that the bishop of his diocese thought that Hitler
was a Christian. AKA the Curia.
Mute, Inglorious Henson
I left all the above intact on the very low chance that he
would indeed answer those three questions I posed to him. All he
would have to do to make us look silly is to give a simple and
direct answer to them.
That would be the day that helium crystallizes in Hell, of
course.
We're talking about a religion that tries to evade the fact
of death and expiate guilty via a childish fantasy. Cowardice goes
with the
Guzzling ...
Pity. I just heard a news item of a study showing that steroid
treatments for asthma cut down on the death rate. Your specialist
probably will have more details on this.
There is more to life than medicine. Quality and quantity, and
all that.
He's written the occasional gem, but it seems that most of
his work was run-of-the-mill space opera.
80
Unquestionably. Exercises to build up abdominal muscles should
help as well. (Mind you, that's good advice I need
Faith in science?
Oh, bullshit.
Folks like you are making the extraordinary "positive" claims--
it's up to *you* to support them.
Revelations while respiring petroleum products do not qualify
as evidence, for obvious reasons.
Gee, how is it that you've seen the messages from Todd in which
he answers questions while no one else in FIDO sees them?
BBS Ad
But the smart money is on that he's a nose tick.
Adios Fury
Well, at any rate, it was a good excuse to gobble down the
bottle.
Confederate lies
The "way of life" is it exactly. In the last two decades before
the Civil War, the South pegged its entire sense of identity on the
"peculiar institution."
Missing Jesuses
Shame on us all, for actually supposing that he might go
through all the pain of a sincere and honest reply.
The Great Jelly
Peasants that thought God would intervene to protect them against
cannon.
Napoleon was right about which side God would be on. (He said
it would be the side with the most artillery.)
the
The supposed "Donation of Constantine" went exactly the other
way.
Not a claim made by the Christian emperors. (AAMOF, it wasn't
even a claim made by nearly all of the earlier pagan emperors.)
Not what the word means.
But then we've seen your expertise on words lately