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Dating the NT 1/7
For those who like more than 66 canonical books: Apocryphas Anonymous.

Doing the nasty, xtian style...
The following is a reprint from The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894: INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE On the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God by Ruth Smythers beloved wife of The Reverend L.D. Smythers Pastor of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference Published in the year of our Lord 1894 Spiritual

Brother Stair
Speaking of whom, I'm in the market for a new (rather more up to date) SW receiver; one with lots of knobs, digital readouts and other gizmos. Any suggestions? I'll be in Houston 'round mid-July and would like to get one there if possible.

clans. Nahh...that's malacology or conchology. Anything by Hubbard is the Science of the Conned.

Case #4
That's reprehensible. I hope you made Officer Hitler's life most miserable for him after that stunt. Not by a long shot. I've seen zero strays here, and there isn't an animal shelter or pound in the whole country. They really don't like dogs here, because: the Qu'ran says that dogs are unclean. Gak. I get back to reality and I'm going to get 15 Neoploitian mastiffs and call Mormons to come visit.

Blue Genes.
Yup. <That in it's own right is a Russian joke...> "Ya ploka gavaroo'yah pa Rooskie": "I don't speak much Russian." Very common in Aeroflot spaceport barrooms.

Sexual Acts
Definitions are all very well, but of little help on a Saturday night. (

Blue Genes.
I think film only. Wasn't he done by Peter Lorre in heavy makeup? There were employment opportunities for noncaucasians as "sidekicks." Tonto is perhaps the best known, but topping the list for nationality-bending was the Green Hornet's faithful Japanese valet/assistant, Cato, who awoke in December, 1941, to discover himself to be a Filipino. (He was just happy not to have been turned into a Jew--makes your penis hurt something terrible). (

Dan's Thots
You've laid a paul over my hunt for a pun using Morphy. (Have you read "The Chess Player"?)

Four embarrassing questions
up If the discoveries have been "covered up", how does CB know about them? Divine revelation? Seriously, though, it sounds like the ICR lie about certain fossil impressions supposedly showing human and dino footprints side by side. It was pointed out that the "human" footprints weren't human footprints at all, but another species of dino; and the folks at the ICR were asked to quit making thier false claim. Perhaps that's what the folks in the ICR call a

Easter Festival
Oh, you can make an er'nest effort at it. OLXWin 1.00a It's only a hobby only a hobby only a

Mother Angelica
at gotta Well, I've had a lot of different reactions to my breasts over the years, but laughter hasn't been one of them. as six of but Same here--the more the fashion industry and Hollywood push the image of a pre-pubescent female as ideal, the fatter the real people seem to get. Around here the size in women's clothing that is always sold out is 12 and 14. had Sure thing--less 'modesty'. Odd that there is no modesty problem in

Well, that tears it. OLXWin 1.00a It's a Dogma eat Dogma world

now He'll milk it for all it's worth, or at least make a MaiTai effort at it. OLXWin 1.00a It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Jelly lets it slip out
One would think that his being a kneebiting moron would be grounds sufficient for his termination from any post higher than "doorstop" without dragging his weird beliefs into the matter. (

Educated people go to "He
I guess it's time to stop what I was doing then: removing fraying strands of hemp from rope rings, otherwise knowm as (wait for it) quoit editing. be Don't know, but given the general level of intelligence as displayed by those individuals who make their living on hardwood floors, yes. I don't watch any sports live or in person. I'm just not an athletic supporter.

Hell-Bound Train
That part of Ohio is still heavily Amish (I don't know about the Mennonites). I didn't know about the word preceeding the device. Interesting. Did they know it was coming soon or were they fantaszing?

State of the State
He is always free on board or he hangs from a chain beginning in someone's watch pocket?

Asher's cowardice [2/2]
The problem is actually knowing the religious feelings of politicians. They are forced to give at least lip service to the religion they were born into by the perception that voters require it of them but we don't know what they really think until they die (if then. Everyone claims Lincoln.

Blue Genes.
It never crossed my mind that Boston Blackie was "colored" (the encomium du jour in the late 40s and early 50s when "Boston Blackie" was broadcast). Boston Blackie was a character in a series of novels and I have to confess I once read one. Penny dreadful is kind but I recall no suggestion that he was other than a standard Boston WASP.