Messages Dated December 1998
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Fuckwit job descripti
David Rice, knowing that a old lava lamp is a tachylite, said "Fuckwit job descripti" to Curtis Johnson A frozen Staal is a "papsicle". A frozen backup singer for Gladys Knight is a "Pipsicle". And, inevitably, a frozen pontiff is a "popesicle". I know WHO you are. I saw WHAT you did. I know WHERE you live. Email: mrl@qatar.net.qa leipzig@qgpc.com.qa rocknocker@holysmoke.org

Evolution NOT Proven (c)
The clear 'fact' is that Henry Morris is a God-damned liar, and so of course are you by extension.

Re: cause/effect
After first soaking them in Yoshida's Gourmet Sauce until they confess or after 4 hours, whichever comes last. edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: Toe fungus
It wasn't mine. It was the boss's car. Late '70s vintage. Awful beige color. Humongous straight-six w/ fuel injection. I got stuck with it for awhile in order to track down a problem wherein the throttle would intermittently stick wide open; with that big six, a very adrenaline-producing phenomenon. I forgot what the fix was. I remember it being a beast of an engine, but it was an automatic, so I didn't get interested enough to notice many details. For

Re: pita bread moon
ROTFL. edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: Cause and Effect.
Surely you meant "that's more like what religion does to the space that a mind would occupy if religion weren't there instead." edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: Jim Staal LIVES! Deed
Either there's no reason to pray (because everything's already been decided) or there is no omniscient god. It can be asserted that both things exist, just as it can be asserted that the sun revolves around the earth; reality cares not. edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: Fuckwit job descripti
A frozen pecker is, of course, a "cocksicle." edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: Apology
Hey, whatever works for ya. The G-man's not bad-looking, if you're into the Dabney Coleman type. I feel like Gippetto (sp?) Geppetto. edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Re: LAWSUIT
OK. We now understand that to do something frequently, with perceptible effort and considerable emphasis doesn't necessarily demonstrate a "particular" interest. Don't sweat it; non-sexual blowjobs are permitted in our great country. And once again, that annoying little line which keeps getting edited out: It sure does keep attention off the issue of evidence, doesn't it? edweird Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day 74 Silver Xpress V4.4

Fruit salad bar
Louise Ormandy, knowing that a old lava lamp is a tachylite, said "Fruit salad bar" to Marty Leipzig No it wasn't. (Bet you didn't think you came in here for an argument.) The Earth is riddled with impact craters, although time, tide and other processes of erosion and weathering tend to obscure anything that's of any great age (in fact, there are none older than 210 MY found on the ocean floors because all the oceanic basalt is younger than

Re: Higher Criticism.
Thank you, no. I'll just sit quietly here and finish my morning shredded cardboard box. I know WHO you are. I saw WHAT you did. I know WHERE you live. Email: mrl@qatar.net.qa leipzig@qgpc.com.qa rocknocker@holysmoke.org

Homer & Co
That would take some getting used to. Here in Ladysmith, there are no traffic lights or stop signs on the main drag but it is customary to stop for pedestrians anywhere. Most pedestrians confirm that the traffic has stopped but some just wander right into it. It's kinda quaint in a way. Yeah, that was my take too. The dog enjoying itself at an opportunity to please. I gotta look for this one; we get FOX. My kids will love

Jim Staal LIVES!
And not one drop of scripture to support their being deprived of meat. Mine is apostate. He was Christian Reformed from birth and got sucked into this particular sect (borderline cult) a few years ago.

I am tired and otherwise
Millions stashed by my church? I doubt it. I don't want to. You claim I have that choice.

Degree'd Individual?
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: momblanche@bigfoot.com (Blanche Nonken) Subject: Degree'd Individual? I know you lovely folks won't take this opportunity to call and inquire about this service, but I thought you'd all enjoy a good laugh. ...Blanche On Mon, 30 Nov 1998 23:31:48 -0800 (PST), bilfal@netwood.net wrote: UNIVERSITY DEGREE PROGRAMS Increase your personal prestige and money earning power through an advanced university degree. Eminent, non-accredited universities will award you a

FAQ
That is why one has insurance.

Jim Staal LIVES!
As long as they marry opposite gender, of course not.

FAQ
I didn't know it was there. No light, and a light dusting of snow over it. Either way, they paid, I am happy. It is over.

Fuckwit job descripti
But the bergy bits and such are "free range" icebergs, and only can draw their ancestry to the cool Antarctic shores. The mainland is still verboten by treaty. That's what they're doing, but the snagging of same and dragging them through boundary waters of non-benefitting countries are causing all the legalistic brouhaha. It was renewed, so the world can rest safe; I won't be going there to rape, pillage and plunder for oil anytime soon. All resolved in the spirit