Messages Dated December 1998
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Re: A Liar, and Tells Lies!
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: momblanche@bigfoot.com (Blanche Nonken) Subject: Re: A Liar, and Tells Lies! X-Ftn-To: Dave Hamilton My, you've got me laughing out loud! So, which will it be? Urdu, Basque, or ASL? Blanche Nonken www.bigfoot.com/~momblanche Penn State Master Gardener, County Cooperative Extension Gardening Questions? Just ask. Any opinions expressed herein are my own, unless I borrowed them. Unsolicited commercial email will be ignored, tossed, and/or complained about

Re: Pizza, anyone?
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: momblanche@bigfoot.com (Blanche Nonken) Subject: Re: Pizza, anyone? X-Ftn-To: Dave Hamilton He's going to make you quit Fido and become a priest? Blanche Nonken www.bigfoot.com/~momblanche Penn State Master Gardener, County Cooperative Extension Gardening Questions? Just ask. Any opinions expressed herein are my own, unless I borrowed them. Unsolicited commercial email will be ignored, tossed, and/or complained about and I won't buy anything from you.

Femme Festaal
Of course he doesn't. Especially when the facts contradict the way he wants things to be.

Racist 'F'!
You are a bigoted asshole, Staal.

See Staal Kick Islamic Butt! Only $10
The epithet "TV Tabloids" fits them well. However, Jelly will argue that point as they are his chief source of "facts".

FAQ
No one thought that Garbo could do comedy. She proved them dead in the aisles laughingly wrong!

Frequently Assed ?'s.
Nope! I just taped the show the other night just to find out. Turns out the Blues Mobile was a 440, making it a Chrysler product. Though they didn't mention the make directly, it was most likely a Plymouth Fury with the Interceptor package. And, for a bit of trivia: Who's the guy that hands Jake his personal belongs back at the beginning of the picture?

Higher Criticism.
Juno, Utah have the Gold if you are going to keep on playing for these puns. We could agar about that all day.

Invited to a party
I figured I'd add a few more for the party, plus one party crasher: Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research Appleton lied and said he was invited Archimedes was buoyant Asimov said he had to write a book or 2 first Audobon said he'd have to wing it Boyle said he was under too much pressure Christian Bernard didn't have the heart to say no Darwin said he'd have to

No!
ROTFL! I didn't know about that clever planting practice. Thanks.

Jim Staal LIVES!
I think I got that wrong. Could it be 'primo nacture'? Well, I got the phrase from _Brave Heart_. Just how well the movie was researched...

Malaysian Mania, Part 3
Which reminds me of the series in _MAD_ about Horrifying Cliches! [My favorite was 'Tripping the light fantastic'!] Someone has already beat us to it! Did you send one there yet? If so, no go.

Miss me?
Never learned any Polish, did you? Not only were all of the vowels stolen by invaders, they also stole the Pole's ability to put two letters together that had a chance of being pronounced in a meaningful fashion!

No!
Only if desert was a blood pudding!

Sophistic wanking?
You win! At least with John Brawley there's not need to wear a full body condom while searching for a 'frontal hole'.