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Paluxy Footprints.
Did you see my suggestion earlier in this packet on how best to recycle some of L.Ron's `literature?' <G> And even then, they should give you change. Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

Sexual Acts
"Now what would happen if we lived in a world without zinc?" Well, it just means that your subscription will last just that much longer, right? <G> I even expect some of them have that happen on their death-beds. <G> Burgers and scotch? <bbbrrrrrrrrr> Tried a new drink the other day called the cocksucker. It's a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a shot of scotch-flavored schnapps. I knew you'd be happy that I survived. That's the last time I

Left<>Right
Helicobacter pylori causes ulcers. Campylobacter sp. are diarrhea-causing and often found hanging out on chicken. Fun fact... Pepto Bismol (taken in combination with antibiotics) is useful in getting rid of H. pylori. Sue

What if?
Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy (all 5 parts). The answer is 42. Glad to be of service. <g,d,&r> Sue

PA Murders
"But how do you know she is a witch?" Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

2nd.Law of Thermodynamics
If hundred dollar bills were the acceptable bribes for the pontiffs, would those be See Notes? Or more importantly, would such a vehicle be called See Craft? If one were encouraging women to have male children by the Pope, would that be Seesoning? <G> I do think we've just about reached the outer limits on that one, yeah. Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

Pagan/Wiccan/Gaian Death
Silly! You don't get down off a barnacle, you get down off a duck! <g,d,rlbh> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

'Back to Genesis' madness
Inner ear infections among infants also make it a no-no.

Fredric Rice: Holy Te
Oh yeah? Have you told that to Ford Fairlane? <G> Datsun of a bitch'll ruin you <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

Braindead delivery
Okay, I've delivered the main course and (in the case of Opletal) a little appetizer. So I don't want to hear anymore of "but Dad, where are the fundies!!!!!!!" Trolling these two numbskulls (Warner, for instance, swore up and down that HS wasn't available in Australia) here (it appears that saying they couldn't survive this echo was the clincher) took it all out of me. Good thing I've got a year before I have to produce another pair

Vote!
Sign that you're dealing with one, in this case, LordLimp. And he just wants to make excuses at least he isn't like Jism Staalin, who glorifies in his ignorance You had the will. Resources mean squat. The only resource you need is your brain, and the willingness to work hard at it. Jism Staalin can't keep them in his house, for some reason. A hernia from coughing? Man, that's *gotta* hurt

PA Murders
Notice how he doesn't really answer your question. I actually use all of them interchangeably, and I'm a practitioner of wicca, so I should know, right? Indeed, rowing as fast as he can against the spin in the bowl. Bullshit. Just above he said that we can't use Anglo Saxon words to refer to ourselves. What a lying crock-of-shit. If it's so irrelevant, why is he beating it to death with his nonsense rants? None. It's just Steph wanking off.

BLANK
Dont tell me they think, your! me in this echo too!.. Shee SMS. Screaming Mad Skeptics are so fun. to Cull. John Warner Bards Realm

Ms. I's comfusion
I think you missed the punch line... You ain't lived until you've flown in a stretch Tupelov with 354 of your 'closest' friends... The high and low beams I mentioned were labelled "on" and "off". <Eyegore voice> "Barochee." "Protest Dinoflagellates": Mesozoic Society Against Perverted Practices. Email: mrl@qatar.net.qa leipzig@qgpc.com.qa rocknocker@holysmoke.org

Yeah
Still at your Old Tricks David Bloomberg, AKA Bad Moderator From Hell you may have HAD my Boards Skeptics Feeds Cut, but there is still 1000 or so other bbs I can call from. and if that is not Anoth. theres still the Interstate boards, Want me gone! Get Rid of RICHARD "SMART ARSE" SMITH. Dont you think the name calling and Insults from him have gone to far And way have you Still Not Given him a Warning for

What if?
Hardly a response. A universal waffling on the bullshit already spewed. In short, no, he has no evidence. Predictions are not theories. Oz is a theory as well. Does this mean that Oz may exist? So does George Orwell's Animal Farm. Or so George says, anyway. I see no evidence to establish THAT claim either. Translation time: George Speaks Means Ennyn Warner Aran Mundo pedo "crapola" a minno

What if Geo had a brain?
More translation: George Speaks Means Ennyn Warner Aran Mundo pedo "syphillitic spirochette" a minno Richard Smith

Ufo nuts
Some simultaneously. And his black belt and prodigious IQ. Nope. Not a chance... Like an IHOP. <beg> Another 16 in the 10 ring for yours truly. This place is suddenly busier than O'Hare at holiday time. I'll look for it; thanks. I'd never have even looked at a flick with a name like that without a reference to it's pedigree. <sniquor> I (swelling up even more largely) have a copy of an original, first-run edition of this work. Harrumph. LIVE!

Fidonet's Skeptic Echo
NOTE: IceEdit 1.40 44764 Copied (from: FN_SYSOP) by Richard Smith using timEd 1.01. SKEPTICS ECHO. IS RUN BY A SMARTARSE This message is for all Sysops that carry Fidonets Skeptics echo Some of you may know this. but I was Vocated off skeptics echo for life for doing nothing Wrong, The Moderator of Skeptics "David Bloomberg" only reason for Giving me this long vocation. was that I would not follow his Rules. this is a utter Lie.

Fidonet's Skeptic Echo
NOTE: IceEdit 1.40 44764 Copied (from: FN_SYSOP) by Richard Smith using timEd 1.01. SKEPTICS ECHO. IS RUN BY A SMARTARSE This message is for all Sysops that carry Fidonets Skeptics echo Some of you may know this. but I was Vocated off skeptics echo for life for doing nothing Wrong, The Moderator of Skeptics "David Bloomberg" only reason for Giving me this long vocation. was that I would not follow his Rules. this is a utter Lie.