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Re: <generic message subject>
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: <generic message subject> X-Ftn-To: J.J. Hitt But the operative word is still ride, as in moustache... edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Re: Needs His Head Read!
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: Needs His Head Read! X-Ftn-To: Sean McCullough to (snap) Pssssssssssss... There. Now you just have to find a dumpster somewhere. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Re: PA Murders [1]
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: PA Murders [1] X-Ftn-To: J.J. Hitt Now I've got that Moody Blues tune, "Timothy Leary's Cow" stuck in my head. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Laurie's dim bulb
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Laurie's dim bulb X-Ftn-To: Laurie Appleton Who alleges "descent from monkeys," shit-for-brains? edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Re: The Faithful (again)
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: The Faithful (again) X-Ftn-To: Blanche Nonken Heh heh. Those of us accustomed to the wheel already knew how to pokes holes in a piece while throwing same. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org"

Re: lalal
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: lalal X-Ftn-To: Jonathan Bahr Yes. A nasty virus that infects the reasoning centers of the brain. The first symptom is a loss of intellectual facility, followed by dementia and hallucinations: deities, saviours, demons, souls, afterlife, etc. Oh fuck. It's already started. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds

Re: The Faithful (again)
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: The Faithful (again) X-Ftn-To: Judith Bandsma Well, then he has something in common with Costner, who prevented "Waterworld" from being an even bigger bomb than it was by simply keeping his mouth shut most of the time. As female butts go, though, I have yet to see any in Hollywood that are anywhere near as visually yummy as the average ones

Re: The Faithful (again)
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: The Faithful (again) X-Ftn-To: Blanche Nonken Swayze is a piece of vacuous fluff like Costner? How surprising. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Re: HS Campout
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: HS Campout X-Ftn-To: Karl Schneider Ow. By replaced you mean reinstalled, or literally replaced? I hate unscheduled dismounts. I had one, years ago, at the behest of an inconveniently situated Volkswagen. Did approx. 2K$ worth of damage to the left side of the car with my right foot, which was assisted by the bike's right engine case. The mirror image of

Re: Mushrooms Talking!
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: Mushrooms Talking! X-Ftn-To: Karl Schneider You mean it exceeds its lowermost negative exponent display limit when you try to calculate the percentage of neurons in a flea's brain that are functioning? edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join

Re: Mushrooms Talking!
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: Mushrooms Talking! X-Ftn-To: Dave Hamilton My curiosity exceeds my fear of being thought ignorant: Who or what are these creatures that exist in the upper 99th percentile? edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org"

Returned mail: User unknown
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Jason Harmon Something my sister once said inspired me to write this tagline, which I was pleased to see stolen by a few folks: ...anyone who's gonna be "raptured outa here" already has been! edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email,

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REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Day Brown read or Right lead actor, wrong movie. In this society of malicious fiction about petulant 3-headed gods, effeminate sandal-shod saviours violating various natural laws and teeming hordes of lemming-like cretins who cheerfully believe the shit, it's obvious that what we're watching here is "Dumb and Dumber." edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology

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REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Jason Harmon I dunno about that. The automotive and cosmetic industries have done a pretty good job of celebrating the vinyl-coated idiocy of the average American. I'd better not get started; I always end up with an acid gut instead of going postal like I want to every time I see the FUCKING MORONIC SHIT that Madison

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REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Adam Colley Howdy. Except for those suffering from terminal Appletonism, an affliction resulting when the cranial vacuum is breached with the head immersed in a five-gallon bucket of freshly mixed JB-Weld. The resultant head-shaped mass can, however, be turned on a lathe and used as a bowling ball. With luck, the eye sockets might eliminate the need

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REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Jim Staal Hi James! ROTFL! So who did Adam and Eve's sons shtup to produce their successive generations? Their mother? Each other? Some unmentioned sister? What's the "biblical truth" about this inconvenient little mystery? edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email,

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REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Returned mail: User unknown X-Ftn-To: Laurie Appleton Fuck Jesus: That's because he's packing a full issue of cranial assets. You can hallucinate wood indefinitely when your brain's made out of it. Happy trails, acidhead! edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too.

Re: Lost the Plot!
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: Lost the Plot! X-Ftn-To: Adam Colley Karl's right, you know. Except possibly for the part about cocksucking; that would be more a positive attribute than one might expect of a lying, ignorant motherfucker like Appletoon. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets

Re: Sexual Acts
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: Sexual Acts X-Ftn-To: Curtis Johnson I'm starting to wonder if the OCF (Oort Cloud of Fundies) has dried up on us. edweird Gated by the premier Fido Technology Networks gateway Providing USENET, Internet Email and FIDO feeds via Email, FTP. Other nets available, too. Come join us! See "http://www.ftn.org" for details.

Re: <generic message subject>
REPLYTO 1:2424/11.1 UUCP REPLYADDR holysmoke@gryn.org GID GIGO+ sn 245 at tor250 vsn 0.99.970109 From: emilz@mcsi.net (Ed Mills) Subject: Re: <generic message subject> X-Ftn-To: Jan Deboer What a drag. Time for a neon-sign-transformer booby trap! However, the number of Chinese who own cars and garages is probably less than the population of Mayberry. I suspect that their "petty criminals" are in many cases of a very different stripe than the ones we have in this hemisphere. There's a little idiot skinhead