19 Messages From Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
Welcome to the club, Curtis! On behalf of myself and our other co-member, Mr. Smartass Fredric Rice, I want to welcome you to the Mr. Smartass Your Name Here Club. I think we need to go on a road trip. If we get one more member, we can have a quorum <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
Likewise, I assure you. If not, I bet you could tease Ragland into referring to you as either an incubus/succubus (your choice, I imagine) or one of Satan's tools, etc. Not quite as good, but still Excellent choice, as there's a little town in that vicinity that I've always wanted to visit, named after a Badger Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

Christianazi evil
Ooops, sorry, that would be the Mr. Insolent Club it's right around the corner However, we will consider your name and put it on the potential members roster <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
I'd be Leary of it, though Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
Well, it would appear that your true talents and, er, dedication to Smartassitude have at last been recognized. Welcome to the club, Smartass. <G> Our first order of business, after beer, is that Christopher Baker and Karl Schneider have expressed an interest in joining as well. What does the general membership have to say about this? Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
Indeed. Besides, the new guy always buys the first round Well, there IS that <secret handshake> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
I concurr that one can't be a halfassed Smartass and be a True Smartass. However, he IS trying, and I think that should count for something. Plus, he might set up a nice Mr. Smartass webpage <G> So I would have no trouble in voting him in as a provisional Smartass (pSA), based on all of that I, too, would set his status as a provisional/probationary member, pending future Smartass remarks. That way, he'd

Jim's Occult Rants
Exactly the point *I* made! Keep it up, Karl, and we'll make a real Smartass out of you yet! Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

cults
LOL! What do you say, fellow members how do we vote on Karl as a Smartass? Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

Christianazi evil
Yet most of them use an incomplete Bible, lacking the Apocrypha, among other things Certainly. I don't know I've never heard of them Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
By now, you know that you have officially made the grade. As for the Emeritus, we haven't had the yearly voting for that position yet. You may certainly nominate Dr. Leipzig if you wish <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
As you have been offically voted in, you can no longer be considered a trainee. We won't tell her. Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

Smartass Cult
Damn, now I have forgotten how the others have voted. We're going to have to make this membership drive a once a month thing or something <G> I'll review the files later, though Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
Awwww you shouldn't have! I'm really touched I will do that just as soon as I finish getting my extra phone line installed, hopefully this weekend So far, the verified members are Fredric Rice, Curtis Johnson, Moi, and Preston Simpson. We have a couple of members pending, such as youself for instance, but I expect the voting on those to be a mere formality. LOL! I'll try to get a look

New Member of the Club!
Lot's of things do. Jimson Staalin, for instance. <G> No thanx, I'm full. <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
The ranker, the better You DO have your own money, right? <G> Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Richard Smith

New Member of the Club!
While I am tempted to remark that the word quorum was NOT a misspelling there <g,d,rlh>, I do have to remark that self-nomination to the ranks of the Mr. Smartass Your Name Here Club IS entirely within the rules. Do I somehow sense that you'd like to be our missionary for Smartassitude down under? Fine by me. Let's see how the rest of the pestulence, er, populance votes Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass Richard

Rape Surviving Virgin Girls: It's Jim's law
Please note how Jism has removed something from the middle of your quote here without indicating that he was doing so FYI it'll be up to you to send it to the moderators. You should save your original and his reply. I've reposted this paragraph exactly as Jism posted it at the end of this post Say! When he

Edge Online Occultism
I second the motion. The E.D.G.E. Online Parental State Tag To Request: EDGE_ONLINE The E.D.G.E. Online Versimillitude: http://www.netpci.com/~tttbbs/ The E.D.G.E. Online Totalitarian Machine: tttBBS@netpci.com dreams realized. And to that unity, for which the people stand, one brotherhood under Big Brother, indentured, accepting, oneness, without thought and without question, for all who would be free in their work, in the name of Big Brother, my Parent Eternal. Freedom comes only through service. Helping \/tian To Stop /\tortion Mr. Smartass