Messages From Marty Leipzig
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Re: Mr. and Mrs. Ippi
So Sari. We didn't mean to Hanoi you.
Well, Oswego again.
When all this starts, I simply cannot Taraway. I guess everyone
on the sidelines gets a Minnedosa this stuff. No Moa. I'll
Czech Maitome and make sure it only goes to Herr Martin.
Mesabi? Bichir s.
You savvy?
THE FACT AND THEORY OF EV
James Conwell, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Stewart
Harris Which field, may I ask?
Such as? I've been involved in science (specifically geology,
paleontology and paleozoology, to name but a few) for 20 years and
have yet to see any, much less "...much evidence which strongly
suggests..." evolutionary theory [Question: Which theory of
evolution?] is incorrect.
Rather unscientific viewpoint, IMNSHO.
Happy Thanksgiving...
See previous answer.
souls and superstition
Some animals communicate in forms that are incredibly complex.
The lowly bat uses echolocation to communicate between itself,
its comrades and its prey. Certain South American fish
distinguish prey and potential mates by the slightest
perturbations of its internally generated electrical field.
What of bees (genus _Apis_) and their dances? How about cetaceans
and their underwater ultrasonics?
Yep. Animals do communicate in exquisitely complex forms.
If a scientist went on about a "soul", he was speaking personal
opinion and was
Modern history and modern historians
"Feces" is probably a more apt description.
Purina Russian Chow (makes it's own gravy)
Fish that not only taste good but have good taste as well!
After which, you'll wash it down with a tall, frosty glass of
2,2,4,6 Diethylmethylselenomercaptan?
No out-of-context comments here.
Yeah. But why the expiration date on the side of the carton?
Without animal protein, with distress.
[deleted for hilarity's sake]
Uzbekistan has no nukes. They do have this strange dietary
proclivity of relishing great, grilled slabs of snow-white
animal fat.
Pass the Russkaya...
You're right. Nothing will.
Keep this
Swing low, sweet herniated disks...
Hector Plasmic, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Marty Leipzig Or was it that those hands, now freed from the tyranny of
locomotion, we available for utilizing tools?
The positive square root of negative 1.
i know! i know!
Turkey lurkings.
Alas, no moa...
Like swatting a mosquito with a cruise missile. He was making
enough of a fool out of himself without anyone's help.
He'd be justified.
I do it out of a spirit of genuine altruism. These characters
need help, and I'm in such a position to help them. I don't do
it for cosmic brownie points with some illusory deity. I do it
because I want to and I can. Years ago, I came perilously close
to the
Birgin Virth
Strawman. It does not, therefore there is no evidence to
support this claim. Just like claims of paranormal and
supernatural beings.
I worked at NASA's Lunar Receiving Laboratory and I can assure
you that the moon is a mass of only somewhat differentiated
silicate rocks dominated by ferrugineous mafic and basic to
ultrabasic rocks. You still want references?
Nope. It's scientific fact.
Why believe when all science asks you to do is think?
It's non-evidentary, therefore unreal.
Ad hominem...
Semantics.
Flaming atheists
Jesse C. Jones, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Marty Leipzig The point is an inside joke between Comrade Martin, Doktor
Goldberg and myelef remembering those bright, heady days of
Flame and a certain fundamentlist and his "A+" Master's
Thesis.
Do you still have the key? They fit the later model Coke
machines very nicely.
Howling along with the great unwashed.
Someone kicked over a large moss covered rock, and the following
spewed forth from Lady Timberwolf to Marty Leipzig:
Who explained that simple fact to you?
Wonderful. I can hardly wait. Let me get my "Gibberish-English"
dictionary out so I can translate your blatherings.
If Ronzo couldn't understand the message the first two times,
what makes you think (if that is indeed possible) that anything
short of electroshock therapy would help?
You were never even considered for the
THE FACT AND THEORY OF EV
James Conwell, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Fredric
Rice:
Becasuse that's what it is.
Then you need to read the literature.
Yep. The fossil record. Proves immutably that life has
progressed from the simple to the complex over the span of
geologic time. Fact.
Next.
ALL HAIL KENOSHA
Amy Anderson-Coffin, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Marty
Le
ipzig:
A man of rare and refined tastes, obviously.
OH, NO! Do you mean they mutated into FUNDIES?
The horror...
The horror...
Nebraska Man?
LO! I am a wrathful and vengeful God! I do not suffer fools
lightly. Like Ronzo, once they're on the spit, I just keep 'em
revolving and revolving.
"It is a pestilence upon this land that mindless idiots can
have access to computers and infect message bases with their
deity-filled delusions".
if
As long as he persists on being an "Idiot for Christ" and
continue to deny reality; why should I let the little guppy
off the hook?
<snirk>
Givin' Ron just enough rope...
Ron Stringfellow, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Marty
Leipz
ig:
Hey, Meathead. Yeah, you.
Why are you still waiting when everything and everyone here pass
you by? Strange how art imitates what for you passes for a life.
You lack the capacity to understand. All you ever offer is
lies, misinformation and paranoic ravings. I don't have to tell
anyone hereabouts what you are, your pathetic posts do that
enough for themselves.
Your paranoia is full
Marty Leipzig's generous but doomed attempt to inform you
Ron Stringfellow, who thought arthritic bones were gnarly, said to Marty
Leipz
ig:
Hey, drooling asswipe. Yeah, you there, cowering in the corner.
Hardly. But your experience and affection for that substance
certainly qualifies you as an expert in its shoveling.
And I shall continue to address you as the drooling moron that
you are.
Except those I use for cut-bait. Right, Chum?
Wrong yet again. You are the only one waiting. Everyone else saw
the post both times
The square roots of negative 1.
Logically positive.
Yes it is. I ordered one from Sharper Image not a fortnight
ago.
Ah. It's been fixed...
Not if you look at the flip-side of the equation.
We got us a new one!
Read the above closely. Did I say that happened? Or did I issue
a warning saying that event COULD happen? Details...details...
Impossible. The wheels of scientific inquiry and discovery are
greased by caffeine.
Practice safe hex?
No. Just trying.
Atheists do good
Oh, yes. <ahem> That too.
I'm sure that there were a number of sentiments along the line
of "Isn't is a miracle that more weren't killed? God is so
wonderful..."
People like this give me a bad case of the vapors.