Messages From Judith Bandsma
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DIPSTICK SEES UFO...
That's ok. I never learned it from a dictionary. I learned it from a
MUSICIAN. (A rock musician who couldn't read a note, and was not one for
classical theory, either.) <G>
dipstick sees UFO...
Target dummy?
SWIM, LITTLE FISHY.
Thanks, Dan. I got her message but had already taken the book back to
the library.
Gibbering Simp
Rheum is also an eye affliction, characterized by a milky look to the
eye and a whitish discharge. That's what makes the 2 parts of Don's
signature line hang together.
persevere
Only another month and a half and 85 posts per day before Maria understands
(or says she does) just where she screwed up.
SO, WHY GOD?
One of the reasons I dropped FLAME long ago. How the hell can you up with
a snappy insult if you can't be sure of what you're replying to?
Proust I've never tried. And now I probably never will. <G>
ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
Well, Robert!
You forgot to hit him about changing my words in what he quoted. (Don't
worry, I did it for you). The rest was really good, though. <G>
GATHERING
Let's hope it's a limited edition.
FRED PHELPS
T'wasn't for Quentin. David Worrell was the offender there. At any rate,
I don't think cassis and chocolate would go well together. <G>
HOLIDAY GREETINGS...
You know my feelings on that. I had questions, which you answered. After
the first time, I would have thought george would have left it alone. Live
and learn. Just consider the source and don't let the anger eat you up.
Well, technically, this other doesn't violate the guidelines. It's just
the total sleaziness of using another name to inflict pain. If you can't
take the responsibility for your own words and actions, then the freedom
to inflict that kind
OPINION POLL
Or the Chinese, who invented gunpowder and used it for pretty displays
in the sky. Would that it had only stayed a method for entertainment.
SNOW IN THE BIBLE?
Hey, it never rained before Noah, so how could you have snow? <G>
FEMALE CIRCUMCISION, YET
It would be interesting in and of itself, but in this case just shows
once again that there is NOTHING Maria won't try to justify if comes to
keeping women 'in their place'.
A SUREFIRE MONEY MAKER!
Good idea. Make sure they can't ignore it.
Check your local K-Mart automotive section for the 'Jesus Saves' vehicle
air freshener. Comes in a handy 3-pack.
FUNDAMENTALISM
And in that vein...
A LITTLE HELP FROM SP
Most blood banks would kill to get my blood. I'm B-. Unfortunately I have
such a high Rh titer that it could be deadly to give it to anyone who
doesn't already have the same problem or, in the case of a female, is
totally sterile.
FAITH
University, hell. I'd like to know if he went on to kindergarten.
Top 1995CE Contributors
Have you weighted that for the time Marty spent in Russia?
GOD gives HEAD
I just thought I'd let you know that I saw a list of potential candidates
for president the other day. Twenty-seventh on the list was Wavy Gravy.
<G>
What a load of bullrushes
Makes you also wonder what all those neat marks chiseled into stone were
supposed to be.