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Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Read this again old man: said was unscientific. You have voluntarily declared that the bible is NOT scientific. And now you are saying it IS. Hypocrisy? Lies? Slip of the fingers? Lack of grey cells? Senility? Or all of them? Ah! So the practically impossible observations of people dead for several thousand years who are themselves not clear what they saw or heard are more important than a simple

Skeptic Tank
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Hello Frederick, The Skeptic Tank web site is very nice. Keep up the good work. And er get a webmaster to give it a little spit and polish I hope you don't mind my saying that but I am like that only. I could help you with a little bit of that though my capabilities are a bit, well QUITE a bit, ah, limited

Laughs 02/
(Continued from previous message) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.

Laughs 01/
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull A bit off-topic but apart from being funny the following post has a good chance of getting nominated for the "Fundy Book of Rules". Enjoy. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws ``A's'' Last updated August 18, 1979, by Don Woods Abbott's Admonitions: 1)

Sick
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Fact... 3/4 of the earth's surface is water, 1/4 is land. The good Lord's intentions are very clear... a man's time should be divided. 3/4 for fishing 1/4 for work! So Laurie, whatcha catch last weekend? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay

Gaszpacho soup
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull While out walking on the African veld one day, a missionary suddenly came face to face with a lion. Thinking that his situation was hopeless, he sank to his knees in prayer, but then became greatly relieved when the lion got down on his knees beside him. "Dear brother lion," said the missionary, "how heartening it is to find you joining me in Christian prayer when a few moments

resources
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull MODERN NOAH And the Lord said to Noah, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications

Who is the Idiot. 01/
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull some Ah yes, mathematics, or perhaps I should say, AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH MATHEMATICS! That would be more appropriate. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Polish invention Braces for false teeth.

Dreck
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull we Hmm... hop-scotch? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Place written complaint and proof here====>[]

I'm back! :)
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Well it seems that biology is the weakest subject amongst the believers Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a May all your PUSHes be POPed.

Steve Asher: Beer Nut
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull He seldom posts a 'joke'. Most of his posts are three page long texts ending with a pun. Anyway I think it is highly unlikely to have two people with the same name, especially when the name is not a common one. His signature file says something about, 'servant to the kind yeshua blah blah blah'. Anyway, I asked because from his posts in FUNNY he just doesn't seem

Chestnut in search of a n
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull ARGH! I hate word play. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.

Linguist, Phase 3 02/
(Continued from previous message) Hope that helped Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Stupidometer: (98% comp

Linguist, Phase 3 01/
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Well I will explain the number system though I don't really know WHAT you are looking for There are, for the most part, only slight pronunciation difference between languages but these are more or less region specific. For e.g. between Hindi and Punjabi the written numbers use different scripts but the pronunciation is more or less the same, the Punjabi version is spoken with a slight nasal

IlLSD Messages
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Well it isn't a practice with me either. What I was saying is that my brain REFUSES to relax even though most of the time it doesn't know what its doing. Weird I know, and I had give a lot to get rid of this. There are a few such places beyond the outskirts of Bombay. When I was, umm, maybe 10-12, something like that, my dad had some

Steve Asher: Beer Nut
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull So. He IS a fundie after all. I thought his signature was just some sort of joke. Sad. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop.

Virginity restored
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull or <holding head> "spiritual virginity"? Oh, I dunno, maybe my definition of "virginity" doesn't allow me get the point er pun not intended if you please. 'fraid not. Figures, figures. Maybe that is the problem with Laurie, he wanted his virginity restored and Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE!

Swaggart
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Well it would be another contradiction of sorts eh? God creates Adam and Eve with a pale skin in his own image and then his son turns out to be black. ROTFL! Well, I AM glad that I am not a liberal. I couldn't afford it Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE!

Sunday Skool (b)
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull My utmost, heart-felt, oh-so-much, sympathies for the lions. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a I'd rather wear out than rust out.

Pseudo science
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull of Not yet, but I am a little behind with echo mail for the past few days. My boss returned from France with six reels of photographs and now we gotta scan and edit them and put them on the web, and pronto. <WHEW> <PHEW> <SHOO> Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE!