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For the Kiddies [2/2] 02/
(Continued from previous message) So you want all the scientists to stop their work and start looking for ways to explain how snakes can talk and axes can float on water? You want the doctors to devote equal time to figure out resurrection? You want the paleontologists to start explaining why human fossils and dinosaur fossils don't give the same result via carbon dating even though Laurie insists that humans and dinosaurs co-existed? Some people are trying to find the

Re: Fact or Fiction.
To: MOMBLANCHE@BIGFOOT.COM Subject: Re: Fact or Fiction. Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Oh? OH! Wow I made it <g> Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Hello, I am part number

Chestnut in search of a n
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Wicked? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Joe Lavin's Humor Column
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull [http://www.joelavin.com/tue.html] Joe Lavin's Humor Column Savior Says March 31, 1998 It is as if I have a giant neon sign on my forehead that reads, "Crazy people of the world, come talk to me!" I still don't know why, but wherever I go, the crazy people love to come out. I am told it's because I look generally innocent and approachable. Plus I'm polite which may be my biggest

Proof of Biblical PMS
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS." The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look

Screaming Lunatic / SRA
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Missionaries? Are you sure you don't mean some vague tribe from a forgotten time? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Unable to locate Coffee Operator Halted!

Mind of the Bible Believr
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull only of were Yes, but how do decide when the only candidates are murderers and thugs? It is a case of choosing the lesser evil and I choose not to choose either. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Emotionalism.
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull True. A cardiac arrest is sudden and quick but not as bad as rotting bit by bit. Well, in some circles, yes, though I have never bothered to concern myself with people like him. Another damaging aspect of a cumbersome bureaucracy is that people claiming to 'doing good work' are merely using that expression as a curtain to hide the real things they 'do'. Every (though not all) social

Lost the Plot!
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull You don't have to agree with the book, you have to agree with Laurie. HE knows better, like, he said the other day, "The bible is not scientific" Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Re: Sexual Acts
To: KATPURR@3HARPIESLTD.COM Subject: Re: Sexual Acts Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Sure Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Press to see another tagline.

Sexual Acts
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Ummm... it is not a screen saver. They are Startup/Shutdown screens for Windows 95/98 Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!

Name change
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull have So let There aren't any so it ought to be pretty easy <g> Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Unable to locate Coffee Operator Halted!

Dreck
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Porcupine. Oh, and another, what is, ah, the name of this rhyming game that we are playing? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Unable to locate Coffee Operator Halted!

Where _DO_ little gods co
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Thanks for posting it. As you said, it is interesting. From this it seems that the 'desire' to be a part of something bigger and to have some sort of 'meaning' to existance caused an emotional need for greater achievement to materialize into a permanent entity that could achieve and explain everything. A very clinical analysis, and I liked it My thoughts, though not as focused and clear

Name change
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Well I had to do it. Fido echoes fill up the inbox and outbox so rapidly that keeping track of 'work' mail and 'other' mail becomes a nuisance. I have several times missed out on important mails due to overwhelming traffic. Hence this new avatar, this account is strictly for Fido and those friends who don't find their life interesting till they have sent me 15-20 forwarded copies of

Sexual Acts
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Thinking about tombs I cannot help but wonder what would have happened if Egypt had a REALLY big population. They would have run out space to build pyramids. Perhaps they would have had to resort to 'stacking' them like they are doing with graves in Japan Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE!

Sexual Acts
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull That was an actual law in india till some time back. Suicide survivors underwent a trial for murder though the punishment was trivial. It was changed some years back and now the law does not interfere with the matter. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Hello, I

Hitler
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull I once slept through a very mild earthquake It was funny in the morning, people going around stepping gingerly and giving me those, 'why the hell aren't YOUR knees knocking about', looks. I had to wait to get the newspaper before I believed them. Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE!

Re: Sexual Acts
To: FANTOME@VNET.NET Subject: Re: Sexual Acts Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull <sniff> Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Bakersfield: California's Hot Spot!

Blind Watchmaker.
Bwahahahahahahahaha I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull Executed? Er... why and how? Jitender Saan Jitender.Saan@Lwbbs.Net ICQ: 1972645 http://members.tripod.com/~g10 Wildcat! 4.x: Good Wildcat! 5: Bad WINS: WORSE! they still upgrade OLXWin 1.00a Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.