Messages From Jan Deboer
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Big Bang Fundamentalism.
If you have access to a library then you should go and look up 'pathological liar'. Speaking of making a complete fool of yourself, tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past President Harry Truman" a decade after Trumans's death! JdB

Re: Cretinist "scientists 01/
Oh! We thought perhaps you were a snob who waterskis.. JdB

MOLESTING KIDS
Since the uncaring bastard threw us out to the wolves, and gave us cancer, syphilis, worms, asthma, spina bifida, tooth decay, leprosy, arthritis, rheumatic fever, elephantiasis, yellow fever, polio, meningitis, cholera, dysentry, cleft palate, salmonella, gingivitis, leprosy, rickets, lice, leukemia, measles, rheumatic fever, diabetes, there really doesn't seem much reason to call the asshole, does there?

Pair of Bricks
You have led a sheltered life, haven't you? A tourist in Egypt approached Abdul's Camel rental agency to rent a camel for a jaunt into the desert. Abdul: Do you want a three day camel or a seven day camel? Tourist: What's the difference? Abdul: The three day camel is allowed to drink all he wants before setting out. While the seven day camel is drinking, you take a pair of bricks and slam them on his nuts, the shock

Re: Age of the Earth (b)
Just look at all those failed "nuclear bombs" and those "nuclear reactors", none of which has ever worked. But, how could they, based on those absurd nuclear half-life assumptions from those idiot scientists, eh Laurie? You are an imbecile, an idiot, a laughingstock, and a wonderful example of the mindset to which religion appeals. Tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past President Harry Truman" a decade after Truman's death! JdB

Left-Handedness
Communists?...Hardly! Cats are selfish landowners. Atheists? Hell, THEY are GODS! JdB

Staal'S Sodomistic Wisdo
Pardon me, but do you have any blew poop on? JdB

Brainwash Victim!
Great to see you back! Hope you brung some fundees with you there's a drought at the moment. JdB

Healthy Populations
Perhaps you would enjoy a stint with the healthier prison population, or a move to a paradise such as Haiti, free from the medical technology that keeps the (much too high a percentage, according to you) sick alive to burden the healthy. I trust that when the inevitable occurs, and old age takes its biological toll on YOU, you'll do the honourable thing, and kill yourself, rather than be a burden on the rest of us. JdB

MOLESTING KIDS
A lot of kids in hospitals have called him, but they never seem to get an answer. Good thing the atheist doctors are there for them, eh? JdB

Re: The Word
Then why do you and your arrogant ilk waste your lives trying to convince others that you understand God? JdB

20 QUESTIONS + A
We've come full circle...back to the "work houses" of Disckensian England. Didn't work then, why should it now? Obviously, politicians don't read history. Chuckle! Wonderful idea, on the surface, but, in today's society, they'd probably just buy one from a hungry undergrad. JdB

Giant Tanning Booth.
Yes, we get the picture of what "Creation Science wants to teach our children. Tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past Presdient Harry Truman" a decade after Truman's death, Laurie. JdB

Ants & Anteaters!
Who brought the crab lice aboard, Laurie? After all, if they weren't included, they couldn't be here now, could they? JdB BTW, tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past President Harry Truman" a decade after Trumans' death.

Moon Dust Blunder.
No answer, huh? Maybe you could, instead, tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past President Harry Truman" a decade after Truman's death. and a Velikvosky quote or too... JdB

The Judo Argument.
Tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helens with "past Presdient Harry Truman" a decade after Truman's death, Oh master of thinking and reason! JdB

Blue Genes.
Just to relieve the boredom, or to impress us? Have you played Chopin to the ants in the garden lately? JdB

A letter
feedback <g>. X..SNIP..X] Heh, heh...two index fingers up! Any 'feedback' yet? JdB

Blue Genes (b)
Did they tell you the medical terminology for yours? Tell us again about your stroll around Mt. St. Helen with "past President Harry Truman" a decade after Trumans death! GUFFAW! JdB

Natural perversions
Thnerefore, menstruation is a perversion of the natural intentions of ovulation. "Every sperm is sacred". Have you ever shared a ward with Laurie? JdB