Messages From God Dan
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Cannonizing saints
With their dangling incense cases going back and forth.

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Try sending me a message instead of depending on a "For All".

Cannonizing saints
You are missing an 'O' in 'combed.

Cannonizing saints
Actually, the shit there burned in there made me sneeze. And gag.

"Allahu Akbar!"
"I May he rest in hell. Praise Allah!

Cannonizing saints
And, if indocrinated, "over easy".

Ping ping ping
I hear the Space Program is quite down...

Religion...
Yeah, but if you shop on the right day, you get them at last year's prices! Of course they didn't work then, either...

Cannonizing saints
Their all wrong!

Science?
I'm guessing that the same holds true to bagpipes.

Science?
I was fortunate to see The Black Watch in concert. Their brass band was very good. But, the pipers were why the audience was there. I understand that it is an easy instrument to get one evicted from one's place of residence!

Science?
no Yes, dangerous things, those pipes! And, they are calling me from glen to glen, and around the mountain side.

Science?
Most people I know do not like the pipes. So, perhaps that is true! Then again, most can't dance a polka either...

Music
Just like cable television, only it is pay for no view. Break a leg!

Music
My favorite has been Handel's Messiah. Though more of a bass (and not very talented) I actually hit some of the high tenor notes I was asked to do. And it caused the coral director apoplexy when I did so! Being complimented for it made my musical career! And, no, I wasn't moved up to choir, let alone a lead singer.

Science?
Trust me: There are very few songs that my voice fits. Most of those are ones originally sung by Dylan.

God dumb
Which covers the individuals, the groups and my typo...

Music
I think that our choral director simply loved the work. It was done 2 years running. Somewhat famous local professional singers were invited to do the solos. That was sort of a shame, as there were some students that should have been given the opportunity for at least a some of those solos. We didn't have a great bass, but there were a few altos, supranos and a tenor that could have and should have had their spot in the

Science?
Hey, feces occurus.

Science?
Stolen directly or in concept? And, just where did you see the Guthrie documentry? I think I may have seen it...