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ATHEISTS DOING GOOD WORK.
I'd like to see selective song d/ling. I've got nothing against buying a particular song I happen to like. are They are also obligated to walk their bikes through cross walks. But, that never happens.

YOUR LIVING WILL
Unfortunately, Kavorkian is still in jail.

YOUR LIVING WILL
The evidence that that person will ever recover is:

YOUR LIVING WILL
The best is while you are on the up-stroke. You get one more as you collapse down. And, yet another as they pull you off.

Unscientific poll.
Poor baby! Now, try getting him to define what a "liberal" is! It should keep you busy for some time.... <g> [X] The grin was not sincere enough [X] The grin was too sincere Let us know how the poll turns out!

Blue Laws
The best story I know related to the above happened in NYS. A NYS Police car lost a fan belt. He nursed the car into the closed garage. There he asked if there was a mechanic. "Yep", was the reply. Next he asked if they had the belt he needed. Once again, "Yep". The trooper's next question was, "Could you replace it so I can get back on patrol?" It was "Yep", again. "Well, do it!", said the officer. The

Religion...
Well, that has happened often to Reverend Lovejoy's church!

ATHEISTS DOING GOOD WORK.
To the Block, I say!

Robert Schuller and Hugh Hefner
I wonder what Schuller would have said if Heff was touting a more sounthern dish: Tacos!

Robert Schuller and Hugh Hefner
Or mussels, the bearded variety!

I Am Still Lurking
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