Messages From Adam Colley
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I'm here :)
Hihi All <html><blink> Hey, I'm here, the one who had to put up with your religious fish for 18 years. Nice to meet you. Can I open by asking you to explain the dinosaurs? Goodgood Chimmy Desidonian Linux hacker and Anime fan Offically Evol Email: chimmy@innocent.com WWW: http://www.chimmy.home.ml.org He's /YOUR/ god, they're /YOUR/ rules, /YOU/ burn in hell!!

they're everywhere!
Hihi CF <html><blink> AAAAAAAARGH! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! (I'm gone) Chimmy Desidonian Linux hacker and Anime fan Offically Evol Email: chimmy@innocent.com WWW: http://www.chimmy.home.ml.org Vote Adam Colley for Mod of MB_JOKES, Vote for free expression!

Sexual Acts
"Smurfle!" Hehehe, someone is going for world domination. Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59) Theory means you have ideas; Theology means ideas have you

2 PA Murders
Ever come across ourhero? He lives on efnet, started messaging me one day, said the jews were genetically engineering themselves into a superrace. <Sigh> Do I get to mention the crusades and the inquisition here? Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59) Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Hitler, Good Christian
Agreed. And BTW, Gods name is Eris and he is a girl. Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59)

Monkey Murders!
More accurately "Right-to-lifers" although some of them claim to be christians. I would say that whether the fetus is capable of conscious thought is the issue there, If not then you're not really killing anything. What are your views on contraception? Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59) Real Programmers don't write specs

Lost the Plot!
Be nice now! another messsage like that and you meet my killfile! Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59) The same people that tell you that a Linux program is as good as a WinNT program would also tell you it's better to wipe your ass with a belt sander instead of toilet

Sexual Acts
The right to exclusively force their religion on the general population? Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 07:00 to 23:59) Theory means you have ideas; Theology means ideas have you

Ky Jelly Faq
Just become a discordian, then you automatically become a pope (See below) THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED POPE So please Treat Him Right GOOD FOREVER Genuine and authorized by The House of Apostles of ERIS Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope Reproduce and distribute these cards freely- POEE Head Temple, San Francisco A =POPE= is someone who is not under the authority

Lost the Plot!
if you want Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.

Lost the Plot!
Nope, everyone in here is likely to have their own version of 'truth' anyway. Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) ObASR: I don't care what the rules of standard fscking English are, will someone PLEASE tell our PHBs that it's *bad* to end a sentence with a period if the last "word"

Sunday Skool (b)
I hope so, otherwise no doubt I'd have been struck down by now for all the things I've said about Him. <G> Hehe, probably... Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) The same people that tell you that a Linux program is as good as a WinNT program would also tell you it's

Monkey Murders!
That was an honest question though, catholics have odd ideas about such things... Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Lost the Plot!
I've noticed.. Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport which requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and Real Programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the computer room.

Hitler, Good Christi
Err, read my sig, I am :P [FX: Waves pope card at Luke] Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Lost the Plot!
No, my filter is too full. Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Software is like sex, it's better when it's free (Linus Torvalds)

Lost the Plot!
You're welcome <G> Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Monkey Murders.
Nope, and why was my comment odd? I thought it was pretty factual. I would say that if the baby has begun kicking, it's brain has started functioning and it should not be terminated. I wondered, catholics don't like it at all... Nope, I plan to have no children. Guessing how long I manage to keep to this is left as an exercise for the reader Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat

Lost the Plot!
Eris, are ppl so short of valid arguments in here they have to swear every other word? Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) The same people that tell you that a Linux program is as good as a WinNT program would also tell you it's better to wipe your ass with a

Sexual Acts
Erk, it's short for Chimaera, I didn't know it meant anything <G> Ah well... Chimmy Coder Hacker Desidonian Discordian Joat Evol 1 mail: chimmy@innocent.com web: http://mercyground.ml.org/chimmy Numerical pager: (01426) 648-381 (Accepting pages 08:00 to 22:30) "Sorry, no. I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead" (from Transmetropolitan 10)